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greeny

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CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
« on: January 03, 2010, 03:03 PM »
 hi the jokes in the christmas crackers are so corny .why can tiny fairies sit under toadstools ? because there isn,t mushroom  :D

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Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2010, 07:36 PM »
Someone makes a good living out of writing them, Greeny!!

Why did the jelly babies go to school?  Because they wanted to be Smarties.

Why can't you tell a joke to a snake?  Because you can't pull his leg.             Denise   :D

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Re: CHRISTMAS CRACKERS
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 02:48 PM »
Reminded me of an infamous Ashton 'lady', who was a neighbour of ours in the 50's. One day she was wearing a gorgeous fur coat, which my Mum complimented her on. "Mi fellow got it from t' pawn shop, but there's nowt underneath!!!"  - promptly opened the front and she was starkers!!!  So the old saying is true - all fur coat and no kxxxxxxs!!       Denise   :o :D
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