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KENNETHO

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2595 on: July 03, 2019, 10:15 PM »
laughter  is meant to be shared , so if you can make just one person laugh you"re  not very  funny

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2596 on: July 04, 2019, 02:05 AM »
one thing no one has done......been  in a empty room  ....


Doctor:  I can't do anything about your condition I'm afraid it's hereditary.
Patient: In that case send the bill to my parents.

KENNETHO

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2597 on: July 04, 2019, 08:09 PM »
4th of July is the only time in the year Americans say the day and month in the correct  order.

KENNETHO

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2598 on: July 04, 2019, 09:29 PM »
there is so many kinds of martial  arts its  kind of  kung  fusing

KENNETHO

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2599 on: July 04, 2019, 09:45 PM »
man  petting  dog  "awe he probably can smell my dog" police "he is trained to only re act to the smell of drugs" man  yeah  my dog has a realy bad  problem"

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2600 on: July 05, 2019, 04:46 PM »
if you boil a funny  bone  it becomes a laughing  stock..

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2601 on: July 06, 2019, 01:57 AM »
Mary  had a little lamb  she rubbed it hard one day a genie popped out of its arse and scared that girl away

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2602 on: July 07, 2019, 03:44 AM »
if a wedding goes off  without a hitch did anyone  get  married??

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2603 on: July 08, 2019, 06:07 PM »
just to clarify......teachers  are not off in summer....they are in  recovery....

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2604 on: Today at 08:12 PM »
how to make a hot dog  stand...................   take away its  chair.....