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greeny

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WORLD PEACE
« on: August 14, 2009, 04:54 PM »
HI three ashton lads were having a drink in prince of orange when this bloke from manchester walked in and ordered a drink got talking , the ashton lads said us ashton lads all stick together , a liverpool lad walked in and ordered a drink and got talking the three ashton lads and the manchester lad said us mancuians all stick together, in walked a yorkshire lad ordered a drink and got talking the three ashton lads and the mancunian and the liverpool lad ,said us lancashire lads all stick together , in walked a londoner ordered a drink and got talking , the three ashton lads the mancunian the liverpool lad and the yorkshire lad said us northeners all stick together m in walks jock from scotland orders a drink and got talking , the three ashton lads and the mancunian the liverpool lad , the yorkshire lad and the southener ,said us english allway stick to gether , in walked this australian ordered a drink and got talking , the  three ashton lads the mancunian the liverpool lad ,the yorkshire lad the southener the scotish lad said us brits allways stick to gether , this green alien walked in and ordered a drink the three ashton lads the mancunia the liverpool lad the yorkshire lad the southener the scotch lad and the australian said   US EARTHLINGS ALLWAYS STICK TO GETHER , now we have world peace  :D  :D  :D

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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2009, 09:55 AM »
hi bill i think he came here because he did not like mars ton beer :D

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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2009, 01:02 PM »
hi bill he did not get is mars bar , he got is milky way he was moonstruck :D

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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2009, 07:36 PM »
hi bill i bet they saw stars after that  :D

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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2009, 08:38 PM »
Was it an accident or did they plan it?
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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2009, 09:40 PM »
Why on earth would he do that!!
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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2009, 12:24 PM »

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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2009, 08:42 PM »
hi its been on the news both itv and the bbc its even been on the radio about our marschen friends , they are looking for the one who threw the flying saucer , he may have gone to planet hollywood  ;D

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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2009, 09:09 PM »
Somebody should apollo-gise before they get a rocket.  ::)
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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2009, 09:56 PM »
Now in the Star, it's alleged, his wife was with him at the time and this guy called Jupe 'it 'er!
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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2009, 06:42 PM »
Not liking to see his wife hurt, he said, angrily " you do that again and I`ll kick ur anus"

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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2009, 09:03 AM »
he was last seen sat urn by the plough ,eating a galaxy chocolate ,which made him feel over the moon , but he eat that much he had to loosen his orion belt ,because he thougt he was going into a black hole  ;D

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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2009, 05:35 PM »
I just hope that you haven't got anything wrong with Uranus...
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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2009, 06:14 PM »
You cannot be Sirius - that could be Nasa-ty!!
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Re: WORLD PEACE
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2009, 11:39 AM »
It was in The Advertiser about the aliens in the prince of orange , it was reported there had been some push and shuttle ing  :D
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