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How to clean the Toilet
« on: April 17, 2017, 07:58 PM »
This was simply too much of a Time-Saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the Toilet up, and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the Lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 

5. Flush the toilet three or four Times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will self dry.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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Re: How to clean the Toilet
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2017, 01:43 AM »
I'm sure the dog told me that one  ;)
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Re: How to clean the Toilet
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2017, 06:07 PM »
Thats no way to speak of your wife ?

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Re: How to clean the Toilet
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2017, 12:11 AM »
I said dog, not bitch  :D I don't have a wife but have been happily living in sin for the last 35 or so years, she actually has a T-shirt which reads 51 % Angel 49% Bitch Don't Push It!
This definition tells you all you need to know about 'PC'
PC, aka, Political Correctness, is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority (Liberals/Socialists) and promoted by the mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is possible to pick up faeces by the clean end.

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Re: How to clean the Toilet
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2017, 04:43 PM »
I said dog, not bitch  :D I don't have a wife but have been happily living in sin for the last 35 or so years, she actually has a T-shirt which reads 51 % Angel 49% Bitch Don't Push It!

would not dream of it  LOL