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Prince Charles and the Hooker
« on: April 08, 2017, 02:42 PM »
Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street
corner he passed, a hooker was standing there every day.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost
certain to follow.

"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.
"No! Five pounds!" he said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. She'd
yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!"
He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"
One day, Camilla decided to accompany Charles.
As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he'd better have a good explanation for Camilla.

As they neared the hooker’s corner he became more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact and watched Charles and Camilla.

Then, the hooker yelled: "See what you get for five pounds - you cheap bugger!"

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Re: Prince Charles and the Hooker
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2017, 12:23 PM »
WHAT  DOES A CARPENTER DO  AFTER A ONE NIGHT  STAND????? ................THE SECOND NIGHT STAND ... CHEERS

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Re: Prince Charles and the Hooker
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2017, 02:36 AM »
a man saw his boss getting ouy of his brand new  b.m.w the mann said what a nice car the boss could see how the employee admired his car so he said well work  hard  put the hours  inand i will have a better  one  next  year.. cheers

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Re: Prince Charles and the Hooker
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2017, 06:16 PM »
A GUY TAKES HIS BUDDY HOME FOR DINNER AFTER A GAME OF GOLF BUT NEVER TOLD HIS WIFE SO AS HIS BUDDY SITS AT THE TABLE THE GUYS WIFE STARTS YELLIG WHY DID YOU DO THIS  THE PLACE IS A MESS MY HAIR NOT FIXED DISHES IN THE SINK I AM SO TIRED AND I AM STILL IN MY PJ SYOU SHOLD OF TOLD ME YOU STUPID ARSEOLE.. WELL HE WAS THINKING OF GETTING  MARRIED  HE  REPLIED

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Re: Prince Charles and the Hooker
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2017, 06:13 PM »
what do you get if you pour a  pan of hot  water into  the  rabbits  burrow?????................................ you  get a hot cross  bunny

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Re: Prince Charles and the Hooker
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2017, 06:34 PM »
at a company  safety  meeting  a man was  asked  what  steps  would you  take if a fire broke out in the  factory   his reply bloody  great  big ones  was not  the  correct  answer..cheers