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Dannyx6

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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2013, 11:03 AM »
Ha Ha!  Bill, only someone as 'quick' as you would land this one. It's an age since I listened to Roy Harper. He most certainly complements the North of England Cricket Village Greens!! he covers so much - Brass Bands included. Thanks for digging into the archives.

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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2013, 01:40 PM »
More of the members are at The Broadoak on a regular basis (Powfagers Club)
It would be interesting to know who owns the land.
On my recent visit, one thing I did notice around the town was the predominance of blue paint! Could that or would that be New Charter?

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« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2014, 10:45 AM »
More of the members are at The Broadoak on a regular basis (Powfagers Club)

There's a word my dear old mum used to use 'powfagged'. Good to see it's still around.

That bunch of losers - the England Cricket Team - ought to do the decent thing and offer to forgo their match fees. What a humiliation. Some of those responsible now have the audacity to say they are the right ones to "turn things around".

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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2014, 01:02 AM »
Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.

Q Whatís the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. Whatís the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink youíll miss them both.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the English cricket team?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q. What's the difference between the English cricket team and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
My pet hate is passing. When my time comes, Iím going to die, Iím refuse to ďpassĒ. I want people to say Iím dead. Brown ******* bread. Any ****** that says I passed, Iíll haunt.

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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2014, 05:56 PM »
Once again you made me laugh!

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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2014, 05:03 PM »
hi what a cricket team we have , i mean the womans team , the men should learn some lessons from them  :)

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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2014, 10:30 AM »
Hi

    The trouble with ladies teams . Too many No Balls  :-*   herby