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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2550 on: May 31, 2019, 04:20 AM »
TV question master. " next question, the first Prime Minister of India was Gandhi, what were his first names?"









Contestant. " Prime Minister Gandhi, would that be Goosie Goosie "?
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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2551 on: May 31, 2019, 01:32 PM »
Not even close to being funny....mate

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2552 on: June 02, 2019, 03:27 PM »
a man said "my wife is a horrible  singer so when she starts to sing i always go out in the garden so the neighbors can see there is no domestic violence  going  on"..

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2553 on: June 04, 2019, 05:26 PM »
i just met a man who is halve Indian  nice  man ..............IAN

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2554 on: June 04, 2019, 10:51 PM »
Not even close to being funny....mate

I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you.
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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2555 on: June 04, 2019, 11:58 PM »
What's got 100 legs and no teeth?

Front row of a Cliff Richard concert.
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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2556 on: June 05, 2019, 03:24 AM »
there was once a man from Rangoon had a lesbian sent to his room but it started a big fight and it lasted all night as to who would do what  and to whom..

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2557 on: June 05, 2019, 05:17 PM »
always  find a reason to laugh... it may  not add years to your life  but it surely will add life  to your  years...

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2558 on: June 06, 2019, 11:32 PM »
jazz  was born out of the whiskey  bottle raised on marijuana and will expire on cocaine............ Artie   Shaw

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2559 on: June 08, 2019, 03:14 AM »
the doctor told a man  to start doing squats.. so he put all his beer on the bottom shelf  of the fridge...

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2560 on: June 10, 2019, 02:35 AM »
Dolly  Patron went to the casino her big pair didn"t help at black jack , but she didn"t leave flat busted...

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2561 on: June 11, 2019, 03:43 AM »
whats the difference  between a diploma and a roll of wallpaper???  when some one  hands you a roll of wallpaper you know there"s a job  ahead... 

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2562 on: June 11, 2019, 02:59 PM »
genie " o k whats your last wish? man "i  wish  i had a tail" genie " wejrd but o k"

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2563 on: June 12, 2019, 03:54 PM »
a man went to see a psychic he knocked on the door she shouted "who  is it"?  so he left..

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2564 on: June 13, 2019, 11:58 PM »
What did the bald guy say when given a comb for his birthday ?.

Thanks, I'll never part with it.
My pet hate is passing. When my time comes, Iím going to die, Iím refuse to ďpassĒ. I want people to say Iím dead. Brown ******* bread. Any ****** that says I passed, Iíll haunt.