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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2310 on: November 25, 2018, 10:37 PM »
why  does a cow  give  buttermilk?? what  else  can a  cow  give  but her  milk?

Methane ?  ;)
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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2311 on: November 26, 2018, 03:51 PM »
a mother said going into my sons  room is like going into  IKEA you go in to see  whats  new  and walk out with  6 plates 3 cups  and a pair of  socks ...

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2312 on: November 30, 2018, 04:21 AM »
happiness is hearing your proctologist  say "you can straighten  up  now"

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2313 on: November 30, 2018, 09:26 PM »
husband "i slept  like a log" wife "more like a sawmill"

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2314 on: December 03, 2018, 03:42 AM »
a man got his  son  a  flat piece of  cardboard  for  Christmas  he said.. " i dont  know  why  he wanted  an  x box"

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2315 on: December 06, 2018, 04:20 PM »
if  your nose  goes  on  strike  you  will  have  to  picket

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2316 on: December 06, 2018, 10:05 PM »
a woman was  arrested for trying  to stab a man in his privates  although she missed and hit him in the  thigh she was  charged with  a  misadaweiner

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2317 on: December 10, 2018, 07:39 PM »
a man sat down to enjoy his mutton  curry  when a vegetarian  lady said  " do you know a lamb  died so you could  eat  that"? he looked  at her  salad  and responded "  maybe  she  died  because  you  keep eating  all her  food"?

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2318 on: December 13, 2018, 02:58 AM »
 a mans  wife  asked  him  what was you doing on the  computer  last night  he  replied "i was looking  for  cheap  flights" she  said  "i love  you " took off her  clothes took me to bed and had a night of love like  never  before. which i thought a bit  weird she never took  interest  in darts  before

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2319 on: December 13, 2018, 04:01 AM »
The Germans really need to tighten-up on their cake security - at this time of year a heck of a lot of it is stollen.
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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2320 on: Today at 01:50 AM »
a  physiologist is selling  a video to test your dogs  I Q  here"s  how it  works  if you spend $25.00  for the video  your dog  is  smarter than  you..