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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2160 on: June 14, 2018, 04:33 AM »
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidently sent the bottom half of the photo. Heís really worried but then remembers how bad his Grandmothers eyesight is,and hopes she wonít notice.

A few weeks later,he receives a letter from his Grandmother. It says:
Thank you for the photo." Change your hair styleó it makes your nose look too short".

Love,

Grandma.
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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2161 on: June 20, 2018, 11:53 PM »
I'm convinced 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notifications that there's a new version of itself.

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Re: Lets start with a smile
« Reply #2162 on: June 20, 2018, 11:57 PM »
I'm convinced 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notifications that there's a new version of itself.