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paul_b

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Daft Facts
« on: May 09, 2009, 10:40 PM »
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
(O.M.G.!)
 

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
 

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)
 

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
('Honey, I'm home. What the...?!')

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
  

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...)
  

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
 

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Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
 

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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
 

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Re: Daft Facts
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2009, 11:09 PM »
Excellent!!  ;D
Don't let the B***ds grind you down.

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Re: Daft Facts
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2009, 11:36 AM »
lol,they are great.

paul_b

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Re: Daft Facts
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2009, 01:19 PM »
If i was re-incarnated. Think i would like to come back as a cross, between a Lion and a Pig.