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Corny Jokes and More...
« on: October 28, 2011, 12:25 AM »
I've (re)discovered the mother lode of corny jokes. Here's a sample out of hundreds:

Man 1: The police shot my dog.
Man 2: Was he mad?
Man 1: Well, he certainly wasn't too pleased about it.

The link is Meccano Magazine Dec 1954, physical page 1


then select any issue and "Fireside Fun" which is close to the end of the choices in the last box. Be warned, it's not very politically correct - after all, this was getting on for a century ago.  ;)
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Re: Corny Jokes and More...
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2011, 09:31 AM »
The link is Meccano Magazine Dec 1954, physical page 1

So it pre-dates by several years Rowan Atkinson's gorilla gag:
Professor: When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild.
Gerald:     Wild? I was absolutely livid!
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Re: Corny Jokes and More...
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2011, 06:19 PM »
I was wondering where you were getting your silly jokes from Kiwi, I think they,re great!!!
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Re: Corny Jokes and More...
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2011, 08:02 PM »
I was wondering where you were getting your silly jokes from Kiwi, I think they,re great!!!
There's almost 200 pages of them here, some are a bit near the knuckle and there are a few that make more than one appearance  ;) Enjoy  :)
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2011, 08:57 PM »
I thought you were a bit flighty Kiwi ::i, my son (in training )has found that blog very useful. I suppose a pilot on  a long haul  flight has to amuse himself while the plane is on auto !!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 03:30 PM »
hi i saw the psychiartrist the other day he said what your problem i said i feel like a pair  of curtains , he said pull your self together  ;D one for the christmas cracker  ;D

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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2011, 04:46 PM »
Too good for a Christmas cracker. They only have totally unfunny rubbish jokes in them!
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2012, 04:07 AM »
I woke up this morning and found a Tornado, a Harrier and a Chinook on the end of my bed, then I realised I had left the landing light on.....
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2012, 11:17 AM »
   IRISH VIRGINITY TEST KIT.

Paddy, one of the little people, is planning to marry,
    he is, he is.
So he goes to visit the king of the little people
and asks him how he could tell if his
bride-to-be is still a virgin.

The King says, "Aye Paddy, to be sure, all Irish humans
use three things for what they call a Do-It-Yourself
....Virginity Test Kit....
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.

Paddy asks, "Aye, and to be sure, what do I do with these things Oh King?
The king of the fairies replies. "Before ye climb into your bed
on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other blue,
If she says "That's the strangest pair of ball I ever did see...!!
You hit her with the shovel!!

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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2012, 01:31 PM »
Good ones Denise and Kevin!!!! ;D
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2012, 04:17 PM »
?????? Pam!! Wasn't me, me lud!!!   Denise   ???
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2012, 07:38 PM »
Blushing  :-[..sorry Denise , Its that naughty girl Danny !!!
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2014, 08:54 PM »
LOL, some corny jokes for sure :D