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Ask a question.... / Re: Recipe for 'Tater Ash'
« Last post by Kiwi on February 17, 2018, 10:53 PM »
Pancake day and as always Mrs Kiwi has made them too thin.

I shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on February 16, 2018, 12:10 AM »
the  ice  was  thin, the girl  fell  in, the boy  heard  her  shout  and  helped  her  out.    now they are  married thats  very  nice.  she  only  had  to break  the  ice....
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on February 15, 2018, 01:38 AM »
an englishman  having  a pint  with a scot  and irishman said we had a boy on st.  georges  day  so  we  named  him  george oh said the scot thats like  us  we had a son on st. andrewas  day and  called  him  andrew  thats  realy is a coincident  said the  irishman  i cant  wait  to get home  and  tell our  pancake..
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on February 14, 2018, 07:06 PM »
teacher.  we  found  drugs  in your  sons  backpack.  parent  wow  realy.. teacher  yes  its  very  concerning.  parent  it  sure  is he  should  have  sold  them  by  now...
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Ask a question.... / Recipe for 'Tater Ash'
« Last post by LCGI on February 14, 2018, 03:57 AM »
Howdy to all,
Yesterday (here in OZ) was pancake tuesday... and we all continue to enjoy those - hey?

Therefore today being ash wednesday.... when I was a lad in Ashton (1950-60's) my Mam used to make Tater Ash - for our evening meal and I'm sure many here may still enjoy?

Can anyone help me with the genuine local recipe for Tater Ash - so that we (here in OZ) can continue with this wonderful food.

Have a nice day....

Regards,
Larry.E

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on February 13, 2018, 09:50 PM »
The Magnificent Seven were booked to film some aftershave adverts in Liverpool, but only six of them showed up.

Yul never wore Cologne.
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on February 13, 2018, 09:45 PM »
The top 15 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe 2017 are:

1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng

2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle

4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz

5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin

8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne

9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel

10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King

11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes

12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff

13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang

14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine
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Talking about Ashton / Re: Market webcam back
« Last post by Fudge on February 13, 2018, 11:41 AM »
Hope you are soon feeling better Joyce I have never felt this cold I have my heating on but it still feels cold I have now resorted to wrapping up in a Duvet and it as helped to keep me warm You are having it a lot worse than us but lets hope it soon ends Fudge
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Talking about Ashton / Re: Market webcam back
« Last post by KENNETHO on February 13, 2018, 04:56 AM »
if  you  want  cool  kiwi  we have  minus  16  plenty  of snow  i thought  i saw  a bird on the roof  of the  bird  feeder  wearing  snow  shoes  today.. cheers
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on February 13, 2018, 03:41 AM »
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