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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on June 04, 2019, 10:51 PM »
Not even close to being funny....mate

I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you.
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on June 04, 2019, 05:26 PM »
i just met a man who is halve Indian  nice  man ..............IAN
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on June 02, 2019, 03:27 PM »
a man said "my wife is a horrible  singer so when she starts to sing i always go out in the garden so the neighbors can see there is no domestic violence  going  on"..
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by LCGI on May 31, 2019, 01:32 PM »
Not even close to being funny....mate
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on May 31, 2019, 04:20 AM »
TV question master. " next question, the first Prime Minister of India was Gandhi, what were his first names?"









Contestant. " Prime Minister Gandhi, would that be Goosie Goosie "?
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 30, 2019, 06:39 PM »
the trailer  of  Rambo  5  is  out.. what"s  he fighting now??....arthritis
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 30, 2019, 04:39 AM »
a tour bus driving through northern  Nevada was nearing the mustang ranch and the guide noted we are now passing the largest prostitution house in america and a male passenger shouted  "why" 
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 29, 2019, 12:02 AM »
 a man was out duck hunting as he is looking for ducks  he needed a pee  so he leaned his gun by the tree and started to pee when a gust of wind blew the gun over and it fired shooting  duck shot into the mans penis . later on at the hospital the doctor told him his penis was badly damaged so i will refer you to my sister". "is she a plastic surgeon"? asked the man  "oh no" replied the doc "she  teaches flute and she will teach you which holes to cover so you wont pee all over"   
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on May 28, 2019, 03:01 AM »
A chap goes touring the outback in Oz, somewhere in the middle he comes across a couple of houses and a Pub. He goes in the Pub and has a few beers or more, after a few hours he needs to go to the loo, he asks the landlord where it is and he say it is out the back.

He goes outside and sees the biggest pile of crap that he has ever seen with steps cut into the side up to the top and a rope to help you get up.
On top is a seat with a hole in it. As best he can he hauls himself up the heap and eventually reaches the top and makes himself comfortable on the throne. .

He is just settling down when he hears someone shouting, looking to his right about a hundred yards away he sees a massive pile of crap about three times the height and size of the one he is on.It doesn't have any steps, rope or seat and crouching down right on the top is this bloke shouting at him.

Eventually he realises that the bloke is shouting " You must be a Pom".

" How did you realise that?" he shouts back.

"Because you are in the bloody ladies" is the reply!!
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on May 28, 2019, 02:56 AM »
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche..
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