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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on July 31, 2018, 12:46 AM »
An Aussie, a Kiwi and an African American in the hospital waiting room expecting to be proud fathers for the first time very soon.

Suddenly the door to the waiting room burst open and the doctor runs in!

“Congratulations Guys! You’re all proud fathers of healthy baby boys and coincidentally they were all born with in seconds of each other!!” Say’s the Doctor excitedly. “One problem tho… in the confusion of all these births we got a little confused and we’re not sure whose baby is who’s.”

The Kiwi is out of his seat as fast as you like and into the maternity ward, immediately picking up the black baby, obviously the African American’s child, and starts to run out of the hospital.

“Wait, wait!!” shouts the doctor. “That’s definitely not your baby!!”

“I know!” yells the Kiwi on the hoof out the front door.
“… But one of the other two babies is an Aussie and I’m not taking the chance!!!”
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on July 31, 2018, 12:29 AM »
Q…. What has four legs and one arm?

A…. A Happy Rottweiler.
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General Discussion / Re: Adventure before Dementia
« Last post by Kiwi on July 29, 2018, 10:34 PM »
Thanks folks, can't wait to hit the road, we move in next weekend so we're looking forwards to that, we'll still be going to work for the next few weeks and then we're off, no fixed plans or destinations, we'll just head for where the sky is blue  :)
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General Discussion / Re: Adventure before Dementia
« Last post by Albert on July 29, 2018, 10:02 AM »
I think you are doing the right thing before you get to old we have been caravaning for over 50 years ..You get to places with the van you would miss other wise .Good luck Albert.
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General Discussion / Re: Adventure before Dementia
« Last post by greeny on July 27, 2018, 11:07 AM »
hi best wishes to you and mrs kiwi , some mean house on wheels enjoy the journey ;D
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General Discussion / Re: Adventure before Dementia
« Last post by Fudge on July 26, 2018, 11:37 AM »
Enjoy I would have loved to do that   Fudge
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General Discussion / Re: Adventure before Dementia
« Last post by KENNETHO on July 25, 2018, 11:44 PM »
all  the very best for your new living  style to you and the mrs kiwi  cheers kennetho
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General Discussion / Re: Adventure before Dementia
« Last post by Kiwi on July 25, 2018, 11:31 PM »
Thanks Bill & Joyce, just hit our first snag, we're overweight!!! We packed so much stuff into it that if we hit the road at the moment we'd be 10kg over our Tare weight and that's without the e-bikes, the generator and our clothes on board (about 100kg), hopefully we can use up most of the tinned food and booze that we've loaded before we leave  :) that will reduce the weight by 40 or 50kg. We can also shed another 150kg by emptying the fresh water tanks which were full when I went over the weighbridge. Mrs Kiwi also thinks we need 5 frying pans along with an electric frypan so there's some savings to be made in the kitchen as well. Tested the modem which works well, about the only thing that don't work is the on-board sat-nav which can't find any GPS signal along with the vehicle radio which can't pick up any stations more than a mile away so I'm guessing the aerial amplifier isn't working so a visit to the Mercedes Benz dealer might be on the cards, life's never dull  ;)
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General Discussion / Re: Ashtonian54
« Last post by Fudge on July 25, 2018, 11:23 AM »
So sorry to here the sad news R I P     Fudge
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General Discussion / Re: Ashtonian54
« Last post by Martin on July 25, 2018, 08:51 AM »
We'll miss your contribution, Ian.
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