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General Discussion / Re: Christmas 2017
« Last post by Kiwi on November 26, 2018, 05:53 AM »
Chucking it down and mid 20's here in NZ, like working in a sauna  :D
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General Discussion / Re: Christmas 2017
« Last post by KENNETHO on November 25, 2018, 11:52 PM »
well we are getting some Christmas  weather around Stouffville 
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on November 25, 2018, 10:37 PM »
why  does a cow  give  buttermilk?? what  else  can a  cow  give  but her  milk?

Methane ?  ;)
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General Discussion / Re: Christmas 2017
« Last post by Kiwi on November 25, 2018, 10:36 PM »
Sorry Kenno, It's still flippin November, even the god botherers know Christmas isn't till Advent which is next Sunday  :)




I know, I know, it started about mid-September around here  ;D
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General Discussion / Re: Christmas 2017
« Last post by KENNETHO on November 25, 2018, 03:13 AM »
Christmas  2018  a merry Christmas  to all good health   and happyness to all and  cheers to martin
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on November 23, 2018, 04:38 PM »
why  does a cow  give  buttermilk?? what  else  can a  cow  give  but her  milk?
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on November 23, 2018, 02:11 AM »
Possibly old and been done before, but............

I was standing next to this bloke in the changing room at the gym yesterday when a mobile phone rings. He was getting dry so he puts it on loudspeaker. I thought straight away wot a smug bastard!
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the gym?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the Trafford Centre now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It' s only 5,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2019 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "190,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 1,950,000".
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 1,900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this f*****ng phone belongs to?"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on November 22, 2018, 10:35 PM »


That's the last time I lend Mrs Kiwi the car !!
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on November 22, 2018, 10:34 PM »

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on November 22, 2018, 10:33 PM »

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