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General Discussion / Re: In, Out, Shake It All About?
« Last post by Vanessa on Today at 07:20 PM »
It is Labour Party policy to keep Trident, when voting for Labour you are voting for the party not one man, JC cannot dictate party policy. People should stop reading gutter press and watching bias BBC News.
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on Today at 04:34 PM »
I  JUST READ  THAT  BY  LAW  YOU HAVE  TO  TURN YOUR  HEADLIGHTS  ON  WHEN  IT  RAINS  IN  SWEDEN......   HOW  THE  HELL WILL WE  KNOW  WHEN  IT  RAINS  IN  SWEDEN ??????.... CHEERS
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General Discussion / Re: ANZAC Day 2017
« Last post by Fudge on Today at 10:06 AM »
We will remember them Fudge
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on Today at 04:19 AM »
GOOGLE   EARTH  SAYS  IT CAN  READ  MAPS  BACKWORDS  ....... I THOUGHT  THATS   JUST   SPAM
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Smile, please! / What Starts with F and ends with K ?
« Last post by LCGI on Today at 12:37 AM »
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms.. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9.'

Principal:  'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry:  'Pants..'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands...'
The principal was trembling.
Ms.. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry: 'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade; I got the last seven questions wrong...'
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Smile, please! / Boobs vs. Willies
« Last post by LCGI on Today at 12:24 AM »


A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers,

'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
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General Discussion / ANZAC Day 2017
« Last post by LCGI on April 24, 2017, 09:37 PM »
 We Shall Remember Them - LEST WE FORGET
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on April 24, 2017, 09:33 PM »
wife  i have  blisters on my hands with using the  broom...  husband  well  next time  use  the car  dont be  silly....cheers
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General Discussion / Re: In, Out, Shake It All About?
« Last post by Fudge on April 24, 2017, 03:17 PM »
Plenty of people around who are not bothered about that will still attack and kill we need to protect or people. I know everyone as there own views about what they see and I wont change mine and I don't expect anyone to change there view. Fudge
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General Discussion / Re: TRUMP
« Last post by LCGI on April 24, 2017, 10:51 AM »
Another truism...
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