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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on December 10, 2018, 07:39 PM »
a man sat down to enjoy his mutton  curry  when a vegetarian  lady said  " do you know a lamb  died so you could  eat  that"? he looked  at her  salad  and responded "  maybe  she  died  because  you  keep eating  all her  food"?
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General Discussion / Re: Christmas 2017
« Last post by Kiwi on December 07, 2018, 12:30 AM »
Tongue firmly in cheek  ;) ;) ;)

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on December 06, 2018, 10:05 PM »
a woman was  arrested for trying  to stab a man in his privates  although she missed and hit him in the  thigh she was  charged with  a  misadaweiner
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on December 06, 2018, 04:20 PM »
if  your nose  goes  on  strike  you  will  have  to  picket
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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« Last post by KENNETHO on December 04, 2018, 05:19 PM »
the  theater  of  dreams  will now  be  known as the theater  of  nightmares  close  the door  when you  leave  Jose   
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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« Last post by KENNETHO on December 03, 2018, 10:03 PM »
mark  Hughes  is  watching you  Jose  beware..
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on December 03, 2018, 03:42 AM »
a man got his  son  a  flat piece of  cardboard  for  Christmas  he said.. " i dont  know  why  he wanted  an  x box"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on November 30, 2018, 09:26 PM »
husband "i slept  like a log" wife "more like a sawmill"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on November 30, 2018, 04:21 AM »
happiness is hearing your proctologist  say "you can straighten  up  now"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on November 26, 2018, 03:51 PM »
a mother said going into my sons  room is like going into  IKEA you go in to see  whats  new  and walk out with  6 plates 3 cups  and a pair of  socks ...
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