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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on Today at 02:43 PM »
WHEN  NOAH  REACHED  LAND HE  OPENED  THE  ARK  DOORS  AND SAID TO THE  ANIMALS  NOW  GO  FORTH  AND  MULTIPLY  AND THEY  ALL LEFT EXCEPT  TWO  SNAKES  DIDNT  YOU  HEAR ME  SHOUTED  NOAH  GO  FORTH  AND  MULTIPLY  WE  CANT SAID ONE  OF THE  SNAKES  WE  ARE  ADDERS,,,
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on Today at 02:44 AM »
A MAN WENT TO A TEMPORARY TATTOO  PARLOUR  FOR A TATTOO BUT THE NEXT DAY HE TRIED TO WASH IT OFF BUT COULDNT  SO HE WENT BACK TO COMPLAIN BUT THE PARLOUR WAS GONE
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 27, 2017, 02:40 AM »
A FATHER  TOOK HIS  7 YR OLD SON TO THE ZOO  AND THE BOY SAID  LOOK DAD  A FRICKIN  ELEPHANT  WHAT DID YOU CALL IT ASKED THE DAD RATHER  SHOCKED?? A FRICKIN  ELEPHANT IT SAYS SO ON THE CAGE?? REPLIED  THE BOY ?? ...   AFRICAN  ELEPHANT
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 26, 2017, 07:11 PM »
TWO MEN SAT ON THE BEACH AND FRED SAID YOU KNOW I HAD A BIG STORE BUT IT CAUGHT FIRE SO I TOOK THE INSURANCE MONEY  AND  RETIRED  HERE  JOHN SAID I HAD A STORE TOO UNTILL I GOT  FLOODED OUT AND I DID THE SAME INSTEAD OF REBUILDING  FRED THOUGHT FOR AMINUTE  AND THEN ASKED  HOW DO YOU  START  A FLOOD???
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 26, 2017, 02:10 AM »
A  MAN  SAID TO  HIS PARENTS  MUM   DAD  IVE  DECIDED TO  LIVE  ON  MY OWN  FROM NOW  ON  OH  GOOD THEY  SAID  RIGHT  HE  REPLIED  YOUR  BAGS  ARE  OUTSIDE.. :D
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 25, 2017, 09:34 PM »
A MAN HAD TROUBLE WITH HIS  COMPUTER  BUT THE YOUNG  BOY  NEXT DOOR WAS QUITE  GOOD WITH  COMPUTERS SO THE  MAN ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD TAKE A LOOK AT IT THE BOY CLICKED A FEW THINGS ON THE KEYBOARD AND GOT IT  WORKING .. NOW WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM ASKED THE MAN??  OH REPLIED THE BOY IT WAS AN  ID TEN   T  ERROR WHAT IS THAT ASKED THE MAN?? IN CASE I GET THE PROBLEM  AGAIN WELL JUST WRITE DOWN  ID TEN  T AND IM SURE YOULL FIGURE IT  OUT  .. SO THE MAN WROTE DOWN ID10T
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Technical Matters / Re: IS IT A SCAM
« Last post by greeny on May 25, 2017, 06:18 PM »
Hi another scam doing its rounds an inheritance from China guangdong nanyue bank co lits a load of rubbish beware  :(
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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 24, 2017, 11:00 PM »
well done  united..  winning  the  europa  cup cheers  kennetho
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on May 24, 2017, 05:02 PM »
A  MAN WENT IN TO SEE HIS BOSS AND ASKED IF HE COULD  GET  A RAISE  WELL SAID THE BOSS THIS IS NOT A GOOD  TIME RIGHT  NOW   .. I UNDERSTAND  SALES ARE NOT  TOO GOOD  BUT I HAVE BEEN A GOOD EMPLOYEE FOR TEN  YEARS  AND ALWAYS PUT A HARD DAYS  WORK  IN EVERY DAY AND  SINCE THREE COMPANYS  HAVE  BEEN  AFTER ME  I THOUGHT  THAT  I WOULD  TALK  TO  YOU  FIRST   WELL REPLIED  THE  BOSS I GUESS I COULD  GIVE  YOU  TEN PERCENT  RAISE  AND AN EXTRA TWO  WEEKS  VACATION  HOW  WOULD  THAT  BE??? SOUNDS  VERYGOOD SAID THE MAN  BY THE WAY  REPLIED THE  BOSS WHICH  THREE COMPANYS ARE  AFTER YOU  OH REPLIED THE MAN  THE  ELECTRIC  COMPANY  GAS  COMPANY  AND THE  MORGAGE  COMPANY HE SAID
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Round and About / Re: Another Terrorist Abomination
« Last post by Fudge on May 24, 2017, 10:53 AM »
I  knew two people who were there my Friends grand daughter and a 2nd cousin through marriage luckily both were safe the relative was driving home to Newcastle On Tyne when she sent a message on Facebook saying it had been a nightmare my thoughts are with all who lost love ones the ones who were injured and all them who were involved for the scars to heal Fudge
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