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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on August 15, 2018, 10:15 PM »
A must-read book for breeders of budgerigars.
"Budgerigars - their breeding and training" by Hugh Zapritti-Boyden.
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on August 15, 2018, 08:55 PM »
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier was surprised, so the nun said, “This is for washing our hair.”

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.

“The curlers are on me.”
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on August 15, 2018, 08:51 PM »
Paddy and Seamus have just sat down in a swanky French bistro when a very attractive Mademoiselle approaches their table......

"Bonsoir Monsieurs, what can I...err....interest you in tonight?"

"How about a quicky?" suggests Paddy

The visibly upset waitress throws a pitcher of Evian in Paddy's face, gives him a right hander and storms off through the swing doors into the kitchen.

"Paddy!" says Seamus " It's pronounced 'Quiche' you ****ing eejit!"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on August 15, 2018, 08:47 PM »
A road crew supervisor in southern Ontario hired Herb from Newfoundland, to paint the yellow line down the middle of highway 10 heading up toward Wasaga Beach He was skeptical about hiring him since he didn't have any painting background; however he appeared enthusiastic and told him that he really needed the job. At least his wife Lorrie-Jane told him so.

He explained to Herb that his work day would be to complete 2 miles of centerline on the road. He was set up with brushes and paint and his boss got him started.

After the first day, the supervisor was pleased to find that he'd painted 4 miles of road in his 8 hour shift, instead of the two expected of him. He told Herb that he did an excellent job and said how pleased he was with his progress.

On the second day, Herb completed painting just the 2 miles of road that was asked of him. His supervisor was surprised, because on the first day he had completed twice as much work. But he didn't say anything since 2 miles of road was the amount that the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it and to look forward to the next day when he was sure that Herb would pick up the pace again.

On day 3, the supervisor was disappointed to learn that in his 8 hour shift, Herb completed painting only 1 mile of road. Herb was called to the supervisor's office and asked what was the problem.

"On your first day you completed 4 miles of road on your second day 2 miles of road and now on day 3 you were only able to complete 1 mile of road. What's the problem, Herb?"
"Well," Herb replied, "I'll tell you watt is da problem dare boy, but I taught a smart man like you would figger it out fer yourself. Every day I got farder and farder away from da paint can."
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on August 14, 2018, 02:44 AM »
i know  a guy who  knew  his  great  great   great  grandfather............he  stuttered
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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« Last post by KENNETHO on August 14, 2018, 01:10 AM »
yes i think  Liverpool will be  up  there. united should  be depending on  the coach that he calls  himself..
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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« Last post by greeny on August 13, 2018, 02:11 PM »
Hi good start for the reds ,better start for the blues watch out for  Liverpool  :)
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Round and About / Re: Parish Church
« Last post by Fudge on August 13, 2018, 11:24 AM »
At the moment there is some one covering services for 2 Years all Churches are struggling to keep going as there is very few people going in to the Ministry  Albion Church as had none for aprox 3 years I would think that St Michaels as some sort of listing but if you have know one to run the building they just close the doors it is so sad  Fudge
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Round and About / Re: Parish Church
« Last post by seabe443 on August 13, 2018, 07:00 AM »
Living overseas I haven't visited recently.  Last time I was there the historic structure of this church surely must want National trust listing.
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on August 12, 2018, 08:43 PM »
 :) ;) :D ;D ::)
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