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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on February 18, 2019, 08:24 PM »
 a 75 year old man played golf almost every day since he retired 10 years ago then one day he got home quite upset and said to his wife that"s it no more golf for me the wife feeling a little sorry for him said why whats wrong dear  well its my eyes i cant see where the ball lands. oh don"t get upset  take my brother with you but hes 85 he replied yes but his eyesight is very good.. so the next day he took the brother in law along he hits the ball from the first  tee with a mighty swing as he is trying to watch the ball he asked the brother in law  can you see the ball? of course he said my eyes are good then where did it land?  " i forget" he replied                   
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on February 18, 2019, 05:23 AM »
a man  told  his wife  she should start to enjoy the little things  in life  she  replied"honey i"m  not in the mood right  now  for  sex"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by Kiwi on February 18, 2019, 12:32 AM »
Excuse my rant but I'm absolutely fuming......
My son got sent home from school yesterday.
He has been suspended for running around the girls toilets waving his willy around.
Idiotic yes but it seems he had done it for a bet.
Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far.
However, he was having none of it and has stuck by the suspension.
Getting a bit peeved, I asked the head if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention.
"No", he said, "I would rather have him teaching the year 5 Geography class that he is employed to do"...........
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Ask a question.... / Re: Problem with Tameside Image Archive site?
« Last post by Kiwi on February 18, 2019, 12:29 AM »
Strange thing is that I rarely clean out the cookie jar but never seem to have problems accessing places  :-\
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Talking about Ashton / Re: New building video
« Last post by LCGI on February 16, 2019, 06:36 PM »
Thanks Vanessa..
Regards,
Larry E.
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Ask a question.... / Re: Problem with Tameside Image Archive site?
« Last post by Son of Nomad on February 16, 2019, 03:52 PM »
Ah! You were right Kiwi. Just got rid of the Tameside cookies on my computer and got access to the image site right away. 
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Talking about Ashton / Re: New building video
« Last post by Fudge on February 16, 2019, 03:30 PM »
Thanks again for the update Vanessa Fudge
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« Last post by KENNETHO on February 15, 2019, 09:46 PM »
2  blondes  one  said  "my boyfriend is a veterinarian" " oh was he in the war" asked  her friend " no you dumbo he doesn't eat  meat " she replied
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Talking about Ashton / New building video
« Last post by Vanessa on February 15, 2019, 09:36 PM »
The college side of the new building can now be seen as the road boarding has been removed, the whole building has now been handed over to the council and the library has started to move in with an opening date of 4th March. This is a video of the college side.
https://youtu.be/9iyrTHjwoHg
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Ask a question.... / Re: Problem with Tameside Image Archive site?
« Last post by Son of Nomad on February 15, 2019, 10:36 AM »
Just tried again by clicking the 'Access the Tameside Image Archive' link but still no success. Will send a polite enquiry to them.
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