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General Discussion / Re: The British Government has collapsed.
« on: August 12, 2009, 12:03 AM »
Don't think for one second I'm defending them..................... but  ;)

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General Discussion / Re: sunshine
« on: August 11, 2009, 11:55 PM »
It was so cold here this morning that I saw a politician put his hand in his own pocket  ;)

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 11, 2009, 09:00 PM »
Have you heard about the new zoo that just opened in Ashton ?.








It's not very good.







It's only got one animal.








A small white dog.








It's a schit-zoo.  ::)

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 11, 2009, 08:57 PM »
Ouch!   ;)


Was going to join the debating society but I talked myself out of it.

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 11, 2009, 02:13 AM »
I just drank all the brake fluid, there'll be no stopping me now   :o

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Memory Lane / Re: Where's Joe
« on: August 11, 2009, 02:09 AM »
Hello Everyone,

Danny

C'mon, fess up you little minx, you've been down the RSL blowing your lotto winnings haven't you ?  ;)

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Memory Lane / Re: Whatever happened to ......
« on: August 11, 2009, 02:04 AM »


Some of my 'Speshul' friends still wear them  ;D

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Ask a question.... / Re: Why?
« on: August 10, 2009, 09:16 PM »
If ABS was originally fitted to passenger cars to enable the driver to steer round objects in the road whist nailing the brake pedal to the floor, why fit ABS to passenger trains?

Exactly where does the driver think he's going?

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Ask a question.... / Re: Why?
« on: August 06, 2009, 01:00 AM »
Dunno, never seen one.  :D


Mine's the dirty, bloodstained camouflage jacket thanks.
Taxi is here already, oh, ok.  ;)

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General Discussion / Re: Christmas is coming
« on: August 06, 2009, 12:47 AM »
My home town Waipawa NZ population about 3000 has a shop, well several actually but there's one in particular that sells nothing but Xmas decorations and that sort of stuff and is open all year round. Being on a major highway it gets a bit of passing trade, it's not very well signed and I've never seen an advertisement for it in the press on the on t'interwebby, however it must be well known coz I've been in once or twice and there's always customers in there and it's been open a couple of years now. The people that own the shop also lease another shop in Hastings which has a catchment population of around 100,000 for the 3 months leading up to the silly season.

Don't tell the missus but over the years I've been secretly building up my collection of Xmas lights, so far I've got about 10 sets each with about 300 bulbs all in different lengths and I reckon by the time I retire I'm gonna have enough to cover the house in them so it can be seen from space like that movie with that bald oompah-loompah Danny de Vito in it  'Deck the Halls' I think it was  :D

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Technical Matters / Re: NERO 9 Free Edition
« on: August 06, 2009, 12:22 AM »
Found it !, somebody had put it behind my (very rare) "Des O'Connor sings Ozzie Osborne's Greatest Hits" collection.

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Round and About / Re: God help the tourists.
« on: August 06, 2009, 12:14 AM »
I have also been to number 10 on the list , beautiful place.

We've got a lake just like that, and it's cheaper  ;)

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Round and About / Re: God help the tourists.
« on: August 05, 2009, 10:04 AM »
Can you make my next Amex, Diners and Mastercard go bang as well  ;)

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Technical Matters / Re: NERO 9 Free Edition
« on: August 05, 2009, 10:00 AM »
Thanks muchly for all the links, looks like I'm gonna be a busy little kiwi for a while, now where did I put my 'Frankie Goes To Hollywood' LP  :D

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Round and About / Re: God help the tourists.
« on: August 05, 2009, 05:40 AM »
Why would anyone in their right mind want to be a tourist in Manc-land when there's this place.  ;)


Oh, hang on  :-X

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