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Messages - KENNETHO

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 26, 2019, 07:29 PM »
the wind was  howling  through the  trees..  "shut the hell up  said the  trees"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 24, 2019, 05:34 AM »
if  you try to  talk a vegan to eat venison they will start  screaming  for  deer  live

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 23, 2019, 05:00 PM »
 a wife  asked  her husband " who"s  the  fool  you  or  me?" " well honey"  he  replied "every one knows  you are  too  smart  to marry  a fool"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 21, 2019, 06:53 PM »
i once  knew  a man  who was a workaholic,, if you mention work he would  get  drunk...

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 21, 2019, 06:29 PM »
a man bought  his  wife  a mood  ring  he said  when she is in a good  mood  it turns  green but when she is in a bad  mood  it leaves red  circles on his  forehead

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 20, 2019, 11:57 PM »
if mexico  stopped  importing  cocaine for a month, then the Americans  would be the ones  climbing  the wall

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 20, 2019, 04:36 AM »
a man picks up a can of fly spray in the hardware store and asks the clerk  "is this  good for  wasps?" "no" replied the clerk "it kills them"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 19, 2019, 07:38 PM »
two  little  boys  at a wedding one leans over to the other  and asks " how many  wife's can a man  have"? his friend  says "sixteen four better  four worse four richer  and four poorer"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 18, 2019, 08:24 PM »
 a 75 year old man played golf almost every day since he retired 10 years ago then one day he got home quite upset and said to his wife that"s it no more golf for me the wife feeling a little sorry for him said why whats wrong dear  well its my eyes i cant see where the ball lands. oh don"t get upset  take my brother with you but hes 85 he replied yes but his eyesight is very good.. so the next day he took the brother in law along he hits the ball from the first  tee with a mighty swing as he is trying to watch the ball he asked the brother in law  can you see the ball? of course he said my eyes are good then where did it land?  " i forget" he replied                   

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 18, 2019, 05:23 AM »
a man  told  his wife  she should start to enjoy the little things  in life  she  replied"honey i"m  not in the mood right  now  for  sex"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 15, 2019, 09:46 PM »
2  blondes  one  said  "my boyfriend is a veterinarian" " oh was he in the war" asked  her friend " no you dumbo he doesn't eat  meat " she replied

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 14, 2019, 09:04 PM »
the  most important  thing  in a relationship  is  trust  because if you don"t  realy  trust  her how do you know she  aint  gonna  tell your  wife.

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 14, 2019, 04:26 PM »
 a man gets a call from the school and told him "your son has been telling lies  " the man replied " well tell him he is bloody  good because i dont have any  kids"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 08, 2019, 01:05 AM »
once  upon a time  a prince asked a beautiful princess  "will you  marry  me" the princess said  "no"  so the prince lived happy ever after riding  motorcycles fishing hunting drinking beer and whiskey had lots of money  in the bank, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted......THE END

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 07, 2019, 03:28 PM »
a man  phones his boss and says i cant come in today i have  a wee  cough you have a wee cough said the boss thanks see you next week  then  the man replied

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