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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 03, 2019, 03:30 AM »
the correct  definition of propaganda is when a person from Lancashire takes a realy  good look at  something..   

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General Discussion / Re: Martin.
« on: August 03, 2019, 03:18 AM »
i don"t want  to see that  happen cheers for martin..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 01, 2019, 12:32 AM »
JUDO  is the art of  folding  clothes while the people are still in them..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 30, 2019, 08:11 PM »
a priest a rabbi and a baptist  preacher are out fishing on a boat  when the priest  says "you know  we should all confess our sins to see how it feels" so they all agree the priest goes first and says "my sin is i am an alcoholic i drink almost every night until i  pass out" the rabbi says "my sin is i love to look at naked women on the internet  i just cant  stop it". the baptist cracks up  laughing ."whats so funny" the other two  ask . well said the baptist  "my sin is i love to gossip and i cant wait  to get back to  shore"

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Talking about Ashton / Re: Stamford Park Conservatory
« on: July 29, 2019, 05:28 PM »
they  call it  progress marches  on..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 28, 2019, 02:11 AM »
two  worms  live on a golf course one asks his friend "is it  raining"? ill go and look said the other as he is getting to the top there are two ladies on the green and one of them needs to pee so the thought it would be o k to pee right there as they were the only ones golfing so just as the worm pops his head out he gets drenched so he scoots back down his buddy says "i see its raining" the wet worm replies "its raining that hard  the birds are building their nests  upside down"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 27, 2019, 07:42 PM »
a little  man admitted himself to rehab for a gambling  addiction ....hes OK  hes a little  better.

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 25, 2019, 02:55 AM »
if your here for the yodeling lesson  please form an orderly  orderly  orderly orderly  queue

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 24, 2019, 05:39 PM »
you  can  tell the difference  between a boy  and  and a girl  ant  by  putting  them in  water if its a girl  ant  it  sinks  but if it  floats  its buoyant.

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 21, 2019, 07:18 PM »
a man  went to the hardware store for some gold hooks to hang his wife"s jewelry on. the young  clerk said "we don"t have gold ones but we have silver ones that will do the same job"the man looked at the clerk and said"you aint married  are you"?

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 21, 2019, 04:21 PM »
it was  so hot today   i saw two hydrants  fighting  over a dog.,,

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 21, 2019, 03:16 AM »
the face of a child  can say it all................. especially the mouth part of the  face

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 18, 2019, 04:05 PM »
a drummer got threw out of the band , because his timing was awful , he was so upset he went to the station and threw himself  behind  a train..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 16, 2019, 08:12 PM »
how to make a hot dog  stand...................   take away its  chair.....

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: July 08, 2019, 06:07 PM »
just to clarify......teachers  are not off in summer....they are in  recovery....

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