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Messages - KENNETHO

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: September 19, 2019, 07:29 PM »
my  lord my client is a lift operator when this young ladywearing a low cut blouse showing ample of her breasts saw my client staring at them sha told him to stop staring at them and press one  quickly and my client did exactly that   i rest my  case..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: September 17, 2019, 07:52 PM »
a man who was in his 40s  said he finally could  afford  to retire.. but wasn"t  sure  whether to go with Firestone  or  Goodyear..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: September 09, 2019, 06:18 PM »
just  because you sleep with some body  called stormy  doesn"t  make you an expert on the weather..   Mr.  president..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 26, 2019, 02:58 AM »
a man said "my kids are going to buy me presents for fathers  day i  hope i can afford  them"..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 25, 2019, 01:29 AM »
a man and wife were people that own weird animals  and the wife said "i always wanted to get a manatee" he replied "how nice it would be 2 sugars  please"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 23, 2019, 04:07 AM »
a man saw a book in the book store "how to solve 50% of your troubles  so he bought two..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 21, 2019, 06:10 PM »
an Italian was born with a toe on his knee cap so his mom being hilarious  named him .......................no i"m just kidding  she left him in hospital

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 21, 2019, 02:07 PM »
spanking your kids is already low but if you spank some one else"s kid you"ve hit a new  bottom..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 19, 2019, 11:03 PM »
there was a young  lady  from Kent  whose nose was so badly  bent we all supposed  she  followed  her nose so nobody knows where she  went..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 17, 2019, 03:11 AM »
a guy said my nick name at school was scar face.. because i was so dam good at knitting..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 15, 2019, 04:06 PM »
an electrician gets home late. wife "wire your insulate"?  electrician  "watts  it to you i"m ohm  aint  i"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 14, 2019, 10:30 PM »
a man got an idea to open a chain of Elvis steak houses ...  for  people  that  love  meat tender..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 14, 2019, 03:43 PM »
up date .. little miss muffet  sat on her tuffet  abiding her time away  she got on her phone and called for a drone to frighten that spider  away .

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 13, 2019, 10:18 PM »
video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.....................working in customer  service  already  did that..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 12, 2019, 04:53 AM »
a man said his deaf wife was talking in her sleep  last night and almost poked his eye out..

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