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Messages - KENNETHO

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 21, 2019, 06:10 PM »
an Italian was born with a toe on his knee cap so his mom being hilarious  named him .......................no i"m just kidding  she left him in hospital

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 21, 2019, 02:07 PM »
spanking your kids is already low but if you spank some one else"s kid you"ve hit a new  bottom..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 19, 2019, 11:03 PM »
there was a young  lady  from Kent  whose nose was so badly  bent we all supposed  she  followed  her nose so nobody knows where she  went..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 17, 2019, 03:11 AM »
a guy said my nick name at school was scar face.. because i was so dam good at knitting..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 15, 2019, 04:06 PM »
an electrician gets home late. wife "wire your insulate"?  electrician  "watts  it to you i"m ohm  aint  i"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 14, 2019, 10:30 PM »
a man got an idea to open a chain of Elvis steak houses ...  for  people  that  love  meat tender..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 14, 2019, 03:43 PM »
up date .. little miss muffet  sat on her tuffet  abiding her time away  she got on her phone and called for a drone to frighten that spider  away .

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 13, 2019, 10:18 PM »
video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.....................working in customer  service  already  did that..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 12, 2019, 04:53 AM »
a man said his deaf wife was talking in her sleep  last night and almost poked his eye out..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 10, 2019, 04:21 AM »
walking by an office building late one night a blonde saw a sign on the door ring bell for watchman so she pressed the button and heard footsteps walking down the stairs then the uniformed man unlocked a gate then a  second gate turned off the alarm system opened the front door  looked at the blonde and said "what do you want"? she replied i wanted to know why you cant ring  it yourself"?

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 07, 2019, 11:07 PM »
a man bought a new fridge and put the old one outside with a note fridge  free  no one ever looked at it so two weeks later he put a new sign on it fridge for sale works good $50.00 next day some one  stole it..

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Talking about Ashton / Re: Market webcam back
« on: August 07, 2019, 10:07 PM »
sorry to hear that fudge  where was oxford  mill i forget..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 05, 2019, 11:54 PM »
why does  the ocean  roar???  you would make a lot of noise  if you had crabs on your bottom  too..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: August 03, 2019, 07:01 PM »
 Mary  had a little watch  she swallowed it one day all she took was castor oil  to pass the time away the castor oil it    did not work the watch it did not pass so if you want to know the time just look up Mary"s  ass

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General Discussion / Re: Martin.
« on: August 03, 2019, 02:33 PM »
i agree with son keep away from politics . religion royalty   and b s   and keep smiling . cheers

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