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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 21, 2019, 06:32 PM »
suspect. " i"m  innocent he died of natural causes" police " there is clear evidence that you pushed him off the roof" suspect "well gravity is natural"   

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 21, 2019, 12:20 AM »
i saw one  of those flyers that said  "have you seen this man"? with a number below it,, so right away i called and said" no i haven"t.

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 13, 2019, 06:25 PM »
federal authorities now  say you cant be on medical marijuana  if you are taking  laxatives..................you either have  to shit or get off  the pot...........

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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« on: May 13, 2019, 02:25 AM »
it will be interesting to see what happens at old  trafford for next  season  there is a  lot to be done  from top  to bottom and a lot of bottoms  want  kicking....cheers

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 11, 2019, 03:14 AM »
a man goes to the doctor with a flatulence  problem.  " how often do you get this problem"  asks the doctor  about 10 to 15 times an  hour he replied . so the doctor goes into the backroom and btings out a pole with a hook on the end the man screamed "what the hell are you going to do with that?" open some windows replied the doc...

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 10, 2019, 02:28 PM »
scientists found  out.. but went inside  again..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 04, 2019, 08:18 PM »
 a man said he had a sex talk with his son the other day and told him about the birds and the bees  the bees and the bees the birds and the birds the bees that wanted to be birds the birds that wanted to be bees  the beebirds   and the birdbees and...........

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 03, 2019, 02:33 PM »
 a man went bald a few years  ago. but he still carries a comb  with him... he says  he just cant part  with it....

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 01, 2019, 09:04 PM »
what  is  smaller  than a teeny  weeny  fly???......................the fly's  teeny weeny

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: May 01, 2019, 02:53 PM »
a mans wife put a sexy cop outfit on and arrested him of suspicion of being good in bed after a quick trial she re least him due to lack of evidence.

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: April 25, 2019, 11:23 PM »
that"s  a nice  ham  you  have  there  it would  be  a    shame  if  some  one  put an S in front of it  and an E  at the  end...

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: April 23, 2019, 12:26 AM »
it was  reported  that 2.345.537. people got married last year.  i don"t know where they got that information from,  but should t that be an even number??

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: April 20, 2019, 07:17 PM »
 a man was going to be  best man at his friends  second  wedding and he was wondering if it would be appropriate to start his dinner speech  with  "welcome  back  every one"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: April 20, 2019, 02:53 PM »
if a deaf  boy  swears  in sign language  would his mother wash his hands in soap??

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: April 19, 2019, 12:54 AM »
a tour guide in a London museum stopped in front of a mummy and told the group that this mummy was over 5000 tears old  and possibly Moses  saw it. a lady put up her hand and  asked "when did Moses ever come to London"?

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