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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: December 10, 2018, 07:39 PM »
a man sat down to enjoy his mutton  curry  when a vegetarian  lady said  " do you know a lamb  died so you could  eat  that"? he looked  at her  salad  and responded "  maybe  she  died  because  you  keep eating  all her  food"?

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: December 06, 2018, 10:05 PM »
a woman was  arrested for trying  to stab a man in his privates  although she missed and hit him in the  thigh she was  charged with  a  misadaweiner

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: December 06, 2018, 04:20 PM »
if  your nose  goes  on  strike  you  will  have  to  picket

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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« on: December 04, 2018, 05:19 PM »
the  theater  of  dreams  will now  be  known as the theater  of  nightmares  close  the door  when you  leave  Jose   

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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« on: December 03, 2018, 10:03 PM »
mark  Hughes  is  watching you  Jose  beware..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: December 03, 2018, 03:42 AM »
a man got his  son  a  flat piece of  cardboard  for  Christmas  he said.. " i dont  know  why  he wanted  an  x box"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: November 30, 2018, 09:26 PM »
husband "i slept  like a log" wife "more like a sawmill"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: November 30, 2018, 04:21 AM »
happiness is hearing your proctologist  say "you can straighten  up  now"

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: November 26, 2018, 03:51 PM »
a mother said going into my sons  room is like going into  IKEA you go in to see  whats  new  and walk out with  6 plates 3 cups  and a pair of  socks ...

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General Discussion / Re: Christmas 2017
« on: November 26, 2018, 03:15 PM »
well  your  Swedish  snakes  will  get  a  workout ( your vinda vipers)

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General Discussion / Re: Christmas 2017
« on: November 25, 2018, 11:52 PM »
well we are getting some Christmas  weather around Stouffville 

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General Discussion / Re: Christmas 2017
« on: November 25, 2018, 03:13 AM »
Christmas  2018  a merry Christmas  to all good health   and happyness to all and  cheers to martin

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: November 23, 2018, 04:38 PM »
why  does a cow  give  buttermilk?? what  else  can a  cow  give  but her  milk?

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: November 22, 2018, 07:31 PM »
i cant believe there is no cure for obesity yet .................. i thought  it would  be  a  walk in the  park..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: November 22, 2018, 05:35 PM »
the small hotel was all abuzz with the wedding  of a 95 year old man and his 23 year old bride the thought was the wedding night would kill the frail  groom, but lo  and behold the following  morning the bride came down the staircase hanging on to the Bannister  with  dear  life she managed to get in the little  store and the  clerk said "good heavens what  happened to you  you look like you have been wrestling an alligator" ?  holding onto the counter she replied " when he told me  he had been saving for 70  years i thought he  meant  his  money"

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