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Talking about Ashton / Re: Market webcam back
« on: Today at 04:32 PM »
yes i saw the rain and floods on the news hope everything is back to normal and much better weather now. cheers
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Talking about Ashton / Re: Market webcam back
« on: Today at 01:32 AM »
are you warming up since you had a nip??
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 24, 2019, 02:35 AM »
a man said his mum with dwarfism is underpaid at work apparently she is unsatisfied with mini mum wage.
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 23, 2019, 06:58 PM »
i would like to put on record my appreciation to all the guys who play the triangle in orchestras.................................. thanks for every ting
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 20, 2019, 04:25 PM »
joke of the day...........................women's world cup v a r
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 19, 2019, 10:04 PM »
a resent study as found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men that mention it ..
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 19, 2019, 07:12 PM »
interviewer. "why did you leave your last job"? man " they moved the office and didnt tell me where to"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 18, 2019, 02:35 AM »
wife "not tonight darling i have a headache" "not to worry love we"ll soon sort that out".. Henry V111
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 16, 2019, 03:37 AM »
in laughter the l comes first the rest of the letters come aughter....
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 12, 2019, 03:54 PM »
a man went to see a psychic he knocked on the door she shouted "who is it"? so he left..
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 11, 2019, 02:59 PM »
genie " o k whats your last wish? man "i wish i had a tail" genie " wejrd but o k"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 11, 2019, 03:43 AM »
whats the difference between a diploma and a roll of wallpaper??? when some one hands you a roll of wallpaper you know there"s a job ahead...
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 10, 2019, 02:35 AM »
Dolly Patron went to the casino her big pair didn"t help at black jack , but she didn"t leave flat busted...
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 08, 2019, 03:14 AM »
the doctor told a man to start doing squats.. so he put all his beer on the bottom shelf of the fridge...
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: June 06, 2019, 11:32 PM »
jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle raised on marijuana and will expire on cocaine............ Artie Shaw