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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 15, 2019, 09:46 PM »
2 blondes one said "my boyfriend is a veterinarian" " oh was he in the war" asked her friend " no you dumbo he doesn't eat meat " she replied
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 14, 2019, 09:04 PM »
the most important thing in a relationship is trust because if you don"t realy trust her how do you know she aint gonna tell your wife.
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 14, 2019, 04:26 PM »
a man gets a call from the school and told him "your son has been telling lies " the man replied " well tell him he is bloody good because i dont have any kids"
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 08, 2019, 01:05 AM »
once upon a time a prince asked a beautiful princess "will you marry me" the princess said "no" so the prince lived happy ever after riding motorcycles fishing hunting drinking beer and whiskey had lots of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted......THE END
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 07, 2019, 03:28 PM »
a man phones his boss and says i cant come in today i have a wee cough you have a wee cough said the boss thanks see you next week then the man replied
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 06, 2019, 07:10 PM »
a man who recognizes his mistakes when wrong is wise.. a man who recognize his mistake when he is right is married
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 04, 2019, 04:24 AM »
there was this drunken uni-cyclist he couldn't handle bars..
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 04, 2019, 03:52 AM »
if we are not supposed to eat animals ...why are they made of food??
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 04, 2019, 12:57 AM »
scientists say the universe is made up of protons neutrons and electrons they forgot morons...
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 02, 2019, 10:18 PM »
a man walks into the kitchen where his wife is breastfeeding their son "how long do yo have to do that for" he asked " well its a bond between mother and child isn"t it only society deems it should stop at a certain age" yeah shut up Joe.. i am talking to your mother
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 01, 2019, 10:04 PM »
a guy said he cant afford a nice large television so he smoked a ton of weed and read the dictionary............................ high definition
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 01, 2019, 07:15 PM »
a man boards a plane with six kids after they get seated a lady leans over and asks the man are these all your children? no mam he replied i work for a condom company these are customers complaints
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 01, 2019, 06:28 PM »
no mom stands for mom owes money
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: January 31, 2019, 05:47 PM »
a mans wife told him that women are better than men at multitasking so he told her to sit down and shut up guess what she couldn"t do either ..
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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: January 30, 2019, 05:16 AM »
a man said to his wife why did you marry me because you"r very funny she replied oh i thought it was because i was good in bed.. there you go you"r hilarious she replied