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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 23, 2018, 12:32 AM »
when  i see  trump  in the  whitehouse  i think  of those  ships  in a bottle.............how the hell did that get  in there

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 21, 2018, 04:26 PM »
mary   mary   quite   contrary how does your garden  grow??  i must  beg your  pardon  they  dug up my  garden  that stuffs  illegal  you know..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 20, 2018, 07:17 PM »
mary   mary  quite   contrary  how  does  your  garden  grow?? you  silly  old   bat   i live   in  a  flat  how  the  hell  do  i  know?

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Ask a question.... / Re: Recipe for 'Tater Ash'
« on: February 19, 2018, 06:46 PM »
but  if  you  put  a  crust  on  top  its  tate  pie..  cheers

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Ask a question.... / Re: Recipe for 'Tater Ash'
« on: February 18, 2018, 08:38 PM »
google  tatta  ash...  you will  get a few  ideas... 

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 17, 2018, 11:47 PM »
say   no  to  drugs  they  say,, i mean  if you  are  talking  to  drugs its  a little to  late  to  say  no

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 17, 2018, 11:37 PM »
its  presidents  day  on  monday..  the president  will walk out of  the  whitehouse ,if he  seeshis own  shadow that  meens  one  more  year  of  bullshit....

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 16, 2018, 12:10 AM »
the  ice  was  thin, the girl  fell  in, the boy  heard  her  shout  and  helped  her  out.    now they are  married thats  very  nice.  she  only  had  to break  the  ice....

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 15, 2018, 01:38 AM »
an englishman  having  a pint  with a scot  and irishman said we had a boy on st.  georges  day  so  we  named  him  george oh said the scot thats like  us  we had a son on st. andrewas  day and  called  him  andrew  thats  realy is a coincident  said the  irishman  i cant  wait  to get home  and  tell our  pancake..

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 14, 2018, 07:06 PM »
teacher.  we  found  drugs  in your  sons  backpack.  parent  wow  realy.. teacher  yes  its  very  concerning.  parent  it  sure  is he  should  have  sold  them  by  now...

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Talking about Ashton / Re: Market webcam back
« on: February 13, 2018, 04:56 AM »
if  you  want  cool  kiwi  we have  minus  16  plenty  of snow  i thought  i saw  a bird on the roof  of the  bird  feeder  wearing  snow  shoes  today.. cheers

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 12, 2018, 08:53 PM »
a lady  out  jogging saw an old  man sat on his porch so she stopped for a break  and asked the old man how  he  was  doing  oh  fine  he replied ive just  finished my bottle of jacks  and five  gigars  like ive  done since my  teens  thats  amazing  she  said  how  old  are  you??     27  he  replied

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 11, 2018, 08:23 PM »
if  the  second  hand  is  the  fastest hand  on  the  clock   why  isnt  it  first??

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General Discussion / Re: Manchester United F.C.
« on: February 08, 2018, 12:17 AM »
yes  i was in canada when we heard the news i remember bert  whalley he used to  drop in on training nights and put us through the training  the  odd  time at  stalybridge  celtic  when  i  was   playing  for  the  reserves.. what  a sad  day it  was  feb, 6  1958

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Smile, please! / Re: Lets start with a smile
« on: February 04, 2018, 06:57 PM »
someone  told me to try  one of  those  memory  foam matresses but i figured  it  wouldnt  work because  nothing  happens  in my  bed  thats  worth  rembering

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