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General Category => Smile, please! => Topic started by: greeny on August 14, 2009, 04:54 PM

Title: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on August 14, 2009, 04:54 PM
HI three ashton lads were having a drink in prince of orange when this bloke from manchester walked in and ordered a drink got talking , the ashton lads said us ashton lads all stick together , a liverpool lad walked in and ordered a drink and got talking the three ashton lads and the manchester lad said us mancuians all stick together, in walked a yorkshire lad ordered a drink and got talking the three ashton lads and the mancunian and the liverpool lad ,said us lancashire lads all stick together , in walked a londoner ordered a drink and got talking , the three ashton lads the mancunian the liverpool lad and the yorkshire lad said us northeners all stick together m in walks jock from scotland orders a drink and got talking , the three ashton lads and the mancunian the liverpool lad , the yorkshire lad and the southener ,said us english allway stick to gether , in walked this australian ordered a drink and got talking , the  three ashton lads the mancunian the liverpool lad ,the yorkshire lad the southener the scotish lad said us brits allways stick to gether , this green alien walked in and ordered a drink the three ashton lads the mancunia the liverpool lad the yorkshire lad the southener the scotch lad and the australian said   US EARTHLINGS ALLWAYS STICK TO GETHER , now we have world peace  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on August 16, 2009, 09:55 AM
hi bill i think he came here because he did not like mars ton beer :D
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on August 16, 2009, 01:02 PM
hi bill he did not get is mars bar , he got is milky way he was moonstruck :D
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Post by: greeny on August 16, 2009, 07:36 PM
hi bill i bet they saw stars after that  :D
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Post by: Martin on August 16, 2009, 08:38 PM
Was it an accident or did they plan it?
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Post by: Denise on August 16, 2009, 09:40 PM
Why on earth would he do that!!
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on August 17, 2009, 12:24 PM
here a good one    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8202157.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8202157.stm)
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on August 17, 2009, 08:42 PM
hi its been on the news both itv and the bbc its even been on the radio about our marschen friends , they are looking for the one who threw the flying saucer , he may have gone to planet hollywood  ;D
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: Kiwi on August 17, 2009, 09:09 PM
Somebody should apollo-gise before they get a rocket.  ::)
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Post by: Denise on August 17, 2009, 09:56 PM
Now in the Star, it's alleged, his wife was with him at the time and this guy called Jupe 'it 'er!
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Post by: Nan on August 18, 2009, 06:42 PM
Not liking to see his wife hurt, he said, angrily " you do that again and I`ll kick ur anus"
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Post by: greeny on August 19, 2009, 09:03 AM
he was last seen sat urn by the plough ,eating a galaxy chocolate ,which made him feel over the moon , but he eat that much he had to loosen his orion belt ,because he thougt he was going into a black hole  ;D
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: Martin on August 19, 2009, 05:35 PM
I just hope that you haven't got anything wrong with Uranus...
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Post by: Denise on August 19, 2009, 06:14 PM
You cannot be Sirius - that could be Nasa-ty!!
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Post by: chrisandangie on August 20, 2009, 11:39 AM
It was in The Advertiser about the aliens in the prince of orange , it was reported there had been some push and shuttle ing  :D
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Post by: greeny on August 22, 2009, 11:00 AM
hi  michael jackson was seen walking round london also doing is moon walk on the undergrounds , could he be the alien  :D
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Post by: Denise on August 22, 2009, 07:00 PM
Poor Michael! Definitely no longer an 'earthling' now he's met his Waterloo.
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on August 23, 2009, 03:29 PM
he may have gone to green park  :D
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on August 24, 2009, 10:41 AM
hi the aliens have been out in force in wiltshire , the corn crop circles are better then ever this year those aliens are getting clever  :D http://www.crystalinks.com/croptheories.html (http://www.crystalinks.com/croptheories.html)
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: Denise on November 28, 2009, 04:56 PM
Do you live next door to one?????  Oooooer!!!   Denise   :-\

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/bulgaria/6650677/Aliens-already-exist-on-earth-Bulgarian-scientists-claim.html
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Post by: Fudge on November 28, 2009, 10:24 PM
It looks quite familiar I wonder when it arrived Fudge
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on November 29, 2009, 11:20 AM
hi have they returned again , they must be meeting in the prince of orange  :D
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on February 13, 2010, 11:33 AM
hi i see they are back again ,    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/812917-ufo-sceptic-has-close-encounter-on-bowling-green     ;D
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: Denise on February 13, 2010, 02:02 PM
What's the problem?  It says 'Free Parking'!    :o
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on February 18, 2010, 03:22 PM
hi i see they keep turning up   http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100218/tuk-mod-files-reveal-ufo-sightings-6323e80.html       :D
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: Fudge on February 23, 2010, 10:25 AM
I told you, You should have gone to Spec Savers Fudge
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Post by: Jayess on February 24, 2010, 05:35 AM
They keep saying that so many pubs have closed in Ashton but somebody must be keeping the Landlords happy with all these UFO's that some of you are seeing after a night out -- The beer must be a lot stronger these days . --Jayess
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Post by: Ashtonian54 on February 25, 2010, 06:59 AM
Nice work Bill!
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Post by: greeny on February 25, 2010, 12:29 PM
hi bill they must sell that brew in the witchwood , its a free house  ;)
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Post by: greeny on April 25, 2010, 02:38 PM
hi i hope they dont come here  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8642558.stm    :D
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Post by: Denise on April 25, 2010, 06:37 PM
Saw this earlier, Greeny. I think Prof Hawking is going off his rocket!!   ::)
Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: gargoyle on April 26, 2010, 02:09 AM
hi bill they must sell that brew in the witchwood , its a free house  ;)
Why call it a free house when you have to pay for everything?
Title: Re: Aliens will enslave us
Post by: Ashtonian54 on April 26, 2010, 06:23 PM
I agree with Stephen Hawking
They will probably be like those in Independence Day.


Title: Re: WORLD PEACE
Post by: greeny on July 11, 2010, 11:00 AM
hi i see they are here again http://www.listown.com/group/ufo-in-china-airport-2010-13279  ;D