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General Category => Smile, please! => Topic started by: brian seward on May 16, 2014, 05:24 AM

Title: bedtime chat
Post by: brian seward on May 16, 2014, 05:24 AM
Joe and Mary were lying in bed, chatting when Mary said Joe, If I passed away would you get married again?
Joe;I doubt it
Mary; So you dont like marriage
Joe;Oh yes, Yes I might remarry
Mary;  Would you sleep in our bed
Joe; Sure nothing wrong with this bed
Mary;  Would you give her my clothes
Joe; No I think she would buy her own
Mary. How about my jewellery?
Joe; She might like some of it.
Mary; How about my golf clubs?
Joe, No, she's left handed
Mary; Silence
Joe; S**T!